WishingForEuphoria

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog


Roses are red by (kantorka)

zanemalicks:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

i live in the usa and i hear and say this all the time yall aint special

Someday someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. wait for it
unknown                   (via canhappenlove)

198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.